1. Fuck. Yes. introducingmrbentley: because… why not?

    Fuck. Yes.

    introducingmrbentley:

    because… why not?

  2. animalstalkinginallcaps: [IS SHE STILL TALKING? IS IT MY TURN? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I SAID SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THE LAST THING I SAID? HAVE I TALKED AT ALL? IS SHE TALKING TO FILL THE SILENCE WHERE MY TALKING SHOULD BE OR IS SHE JUST MAKING NORMAL CONVERSATION THAT I’M NOT FOLLOWING? OH GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE’S BEEN SAYING. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN WONDERING ABOUT HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE I TALKED? FIVE MINUTES? AN HOUR? SHE COULDN’T HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR AN HOUR, COULD SHE? IS SHE TALKING RIGHT NOW OR IS IT MY TURN? WHAT IS THE LAST THING I SAID? DID SHE ASK A QUESTION? WAS THAT A QUESTION? OH GOD HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE STOPPED TALKING? DON’T PANIC. JUST THINK FOR A MINUTE. NO! YOU’VE BEEN THINKING FOR AN HOUR WHILE SHE’S BEEN TALKING. SHIT. OKAY, THINK BACK. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING SHE SAID? OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS NOT GOOD. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE STOPPED TALKING. LIKE, TEN MINUTES? OKAY, STOP THINKING AND JUST … SAY … SOMETHING. ANYTHING.] … SORRY, I MISSED THAT LAST PART. I ASKED IF YOU WANT ANY MORE POT. NO. NO, I THINK I’M GOOD. THANK YOU.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    [IS SHE STILL TALKING? IS IT MY TURN? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I SAID SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THE LAST THING I SAID? HAVE I TALKED AT ALL? IS SHE TALKING TO FILL THE SILENCE WHERE MY TALKING SHOULD BE OR IS SHE JUST MAKING NORMAL CONVERSATION THAT I’M NOT FOLLOWING? OH GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE’S BEEN SAYING. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN WONDERING ABOUT HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE I TALKED? FIVE MINUTES? AN HOUR? SHE COULDN’T HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR AN HOUR, COULD SHE? IS SHE TALKING RIGHT NOW OR IS IT MY TURN? WHAT IS THE LAST THING I SAID? DID SHE ASK A QUESTION? WAS THAT A QUESTION? OH GOD HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE STOPPED TALKING? DON’T PANIC. JUST THINK FOR A MINUTE. NO! YOU’VE BEEN THINKING FOR AN HOUR WHILE SHE’S BEEN TALKING. SHIT. OKAY, THINK BACK. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING SHE SAID? OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS NOT GOOD. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SHE STOPPED TALKING. LIKE, TEN MINUTES? OKAY, STOP THINKING AND JUST … SAY … SOMETHING. ANYTHING.]

    … SORRY, I MISSED THAT LAST PART.

    I ASKED IF YOU WANT ANY MORE POT.

    NO. NO, I THINK I’M GOOD. THANK YOU.

  3. tiefighters: RIP Ralph McQuarrie Ralph McQuarrie, concept designer for the original Star Wars Trilogy has passed away today at his home at the age of 82. Sad news. He shaped our childhood, that’s for certain. this sucks.

    tiefighters:

    RIP Ralph McQuarrie

    Ralph McQuarrie, concept designer for the original Star Wars Trilogy has passed away today at his home at the age of 82.

    Sad news. He shaped our childhood, that’s for certain.

    this sucks.

    (Source: pacalin)

  4. Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.

    — James Franco (via stellablu)

    (Source: anxiousintrovert)

  5. (Source: sanchezdood)

  6. drunkonstevphen:

    Jon talks about his son on Letterman.

    Jon Stewart’s painfully accurate and honest opinion of the Mets is always great and will be reblogged.

  7. I need all of these. joncorsiglia: rodney mullen having yoda on his board is so perfect.

    I need all of these.

    joncorsiglia:

    rodney mullen having yoda on his board is so perfect.

    (Source: srnobody)

  8. (Source: zakharych)

  9. Hell yes DW drinks.

    whoisthebadwolf:

    left - Sonic Screwdriver,
    10th Doctor edition

    • 1 oz Blue Curacao
    • 1 oz Citrus Vodka
    • Ginger ale

    right - Sonic Screwdriver,
    11th Doctor edition

    • 1 oz Blue Curacao
    • 1 oz Vodka
    • 6 oz Orange juice

  10. Bahahaha!

    platypusjones:

    Tiny Hippo Ain’t Nothin’ To Fuck With

    ianbrooks:

    Tiny Hippo by poorly drawn lines